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Tolkein Drinking Game

Love Lord of the Rings? Try this great Tolkein Drinking Game while watching!

Instructions

Every time someone drinks anything, take a shot.
If it's a Hobbit, take two shots.
If it's Gimli, take three shots.
If Gimli belches afterward, drink the whole bottle.

Every time someone eats anything, take a shot.
If it's a Hobbit, take two shots.
If it's an Orc eating entrails, take three shots.
If it's Aragorn eating Eowyn's mucous stew, order a pizza and tell the guy on the phone that you want it delivered to "Isildur's Heir, Camp No. 10, Road to Helm's Deep, Rohan." Charge the pizza to Elrond.

Every time a Hobbit talks about food, take a shot.
If the Hobbit is complaining about being hungry, say, "Hey, there's Orcish kids in the Misty Mountains who're starving."

Every time Frodo says "Oh, Sam...," take a shot.
If it looks like Frodo's about to kiss Sam, smack the first person who suggests they might be gay.
If you wish it were Frodo wanting to kiss you, start an Elijah Wood Appreciation Society.
If you want to kiss Sam, get a t-shirt printed up that reads "Pervy Hobbit Fancier" and wear it to the most conservative religious service you can find.

Submitted by John Simpson, CA.

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