Drunk College Jokes
From time to time we have a few drunk jokes submitted by our
readers, here's a couple that we've received lately - enjoy! If
you have any more drunken jokes that you'd like featured here,
just send them to jokes@alcohol-stuff.co.uk
Confession
A drunk man walks into a church and sits down in the
confessions booth. The bewildered priest tries coughing to get the
mans attention, no luck! Finally, the priest knocks 4 times on the
booth wall. The man shouts the reply: "No use knocking'
buddy, there's no bog roll in this one either!"
The Worlds Ugliest Kid
One night after walking home I noticed an old drunken man staggering along the sidewalk. The drunk passed a lady who was walking her young child. 'Lady', said the drunken man, 'that is the ugliest child I've ever seen. That is 1 ugly kid!' When the walked off, the old women burst into tears. Just then, the postman came in to her rescue. 'What is up lady!?' he asked. 'I have been horribly insulted!!' she cried. 'Here, here' said the postman, reaching in his jacket. 'Dry your eyes with this hanky, and here's a banana for your chimp'
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