To play this game you’ll need at least 2 players, an episode or two of the TV show Family Guy, and drinks of your choice.


Every player needs to be in view of the TV with their drinks close at hand.


This is an extremely simple game to play. All you need to do is watch the TV show and watch out for any of the situations given below. When you hear the phrase/see the situation, take the number of drinks specified from your glass.

One Drink:


Peter drinks a beer/gets drunk

Peter’s trademark laugh

Peter says “Sweet”

Quahog News

Trisha Takinowa reports

Stewie says “Victory is mine!”

Stewie has a weapon/tries to kill Lois

Brian is drinking alcohol/smoking a cigarette

Lois makes dinner

Quagmire makes a sexual reference such as “giggity giggity” or “ALL RIGHT!”

Two Drinks:

Scene that is intentionally dragged on – take an extra drink if crickets are heard

Joe says “All right, let’s do it!”

Peter talks on the phone

Chris does something stupid

Brian and Stewie fight

A visit to the drunken clam

Stewie formulates a plan

Three Drinks:

Completely random scene (e.g. chicken fight!)

Someone falls down

Stewie says “What the deuce?!”

Finish Your Whole Drinks:

Evil Monkey appearance

William Shatner appearance

Someone/Group breaks out into a song

Kid with upside-down head appearance

Parody of another cartoon show


If you know the show well, tailor your episode choice depending on how much you want to drink.

These are just suggestions you can always tailor your phrases/situation choices with each episode to keep it interesting.